If Big Brands Made Condoms…

Imagine what advertising campaigns would be like if condoms were added to their product range? The brand taglines have been added and suddenly it all sounds rather different…

Nike condoms: “Just do it!”

American Express condoms: “Don’t leave home without it.”

Polo condoms: “The condom with the hole.”

Wendy’s condoms: “Where’s the beef?”

McDonald’s condoms: “I’m lovin’ it”.

Avis condoms: “We try harder”.

Peugeot condoms: “For the drive of your life”.

Miller Brewing condoms: “Tastes great, less filling”.

Chrysler condoms: “Inspiration comes standard”.

Jaguar condoms: “Born to perform”.

Nokia condoms: “Connecting people”.

AT&T Wireless condoms: “Reach out and touch someone”.

Nescafe condoms: “One thing leads to another”.

and my favourite…..

Gatorade condoms: “Is it in you?” (Oh dear – worrying).


Any better ones? Contact me or comment below. Would love to hear other ones.

26 thoughts on “If Big Brands Made Condoms…

  1. These are really good! Me and 3 of my dude friends do this at school. The teachers don’t approve, but its rather funny.
    Pringles – once you pop, you can’t stop.
    Nokia – connecting people.
    Goodyear – for a longer ride, go wide.
    Minstels – melt in the mouth, not in the hands.
    But my favourite, Shreddies – knitted by Nana’s.

  2. Gosh, this is so funny! I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw Nokia – Connecting People!

    And I thought of KFC, “finger lickin good”! 😛

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s