Well, in short, it’s the visible appearance of ones nipples through a shirt, blouse or vest. Oh yes, you’ve all seen it, possibly suffer from it yourself. It’s quite common in both men and women.
VNS or Visible Nipple Syndrome, as I named it this week is particularly common during these cold wintry months. I fear that I am now a sufferer of this most embarrassing condition. I would like to thank someone (yes, you know who you are) for highlighting this condition of mine. I have discovered various things about VNS.
- It’s more popular on women (men out there, you know you agree).
- It can be cured in a variety of ways…….turning up the heat or giving the ‘area’ a quick rub…. (I’d say that the latter was particularly unpopular with certain colleagues of mine when I tried that in front if them). Ok, no nipple rubbing in public from now on.
I would have posted pictures onto ‘One Life’ but that would only degrade my ‘high brow’ and most informative blog (please note the irony here).
*VNS is not a real-life disorder, affliction….. When I say not real, I mean that I doubt you’d find it in any medical journal/book/website. You never know, I may have started something here.