Imagine what advertising campaigns would be like if condoms were added to their product range? The brand taglines have been added and suddenly it all sounds rather different…
Nike condoms: “Just do it!”
American Express condoms: “Don’t leave home without it.”
Polo condoms: “The condom with the hole.”
Wendy’s condoms: “Where’s the beef?”
McDonald’s condoms: “I’m lovin’ it”.
Avis condoms: “We try harder”.
Peugeot condoms: “For the drive of your life”.
Miller Brewing condoms: “Tastes great, less filling”.
Chrysler condoms: “Inspiration comes standard”.
Jaguar condoms: “Born to perform”.
Nokia condoms: “Connecting people”.
AT&T Wireless condoms: “Reach out and touch someone”.
Nescafe condoms: “One thing leads to another”.
and my favourite…..
Gatorade condoms: “Is it in you?” (Oh dear – worrying).
Any better ones? Contact me or comment below. Would love to hear other ones.
Oh gosh. I just spit my Diet Pepsi all over the keyboard. Love it. Faves are Polo, Wendy’s and of course, Gatorade. Snort!
Hope you cleaned up all that Pepsi! I laughed to myself as I thought of the tag lines…….. Glad u like them…. There may be more coming!
These are really good! Me and 3 of my dude friends do this at school. The teachers don’t approve, but its rather funny.
Pringles – once you pop, you can’t stop.
Nokia – connecting people.
Goodyear – for a longer ride, go wide.
Minstels – melt in the mouth, not in the hands.
But my favourite, Shreddies – knitted by Nana’s.
They’re hillarious! I’m a teacher – I approve…. Although I probably wouldn’t say that to my class. Sssshh.
HAHAHA….a good laugh of the day! Love the tags of each brands & relate them to condom….
Thanks for coming by. Glad you enjoyed it. The mind boggles just thinking about them.
Gosh, this is so funny! I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw Nokia – Connecting People!
And I thought of KFC, “finger lickin good”!
OK, the KFC one is gross. Not a fan – but it’s funny.
OMG that’s freaking brilliant. Did NOT answer my question… but brilliant anyway! Must… Not… Plagiarize…
What was the question? Pray tell……..
Hey Jamie, KFC has a new tagline, “So GOOD”.
There must be more taglines…… Keep thinking.
SONY: Its a condom
That’s for the addition…
chevy- like a rock
BRILLIANT. That’s gotta be one of the best ones!!!! Hahahah! I love it.
Thanks for stopping by and commenting.
Jamie
M&M. Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
Good one! I love M&Ms. I won’t be able to keep a straight face next time.
KFC condoms -finger lickin’ good
Great one! Haha
Netflix-prepare for an extreme spin
Brilliant one!
Hahaha – I love that. Doesn’t bear thinking about….
Cingular: razing the bar
I read some of these a few years ago, abd maybe i missed it but my fav was always:
Burger King: home of the whopper…